Hail Orkut!

Orkut is the most entertaining medium of our times. I have seen forwards of people who compile classified ads from newspaper (so passe, dahling). With Orkut, they land & park themselves comfortably in your private space. After a dull workday, one request for 'add as a friend' brought ripples of laughter to my otherwise mundane existence. These moments of entertainment have been provided courtesy cute guy from whose Orkut page I picked it up who says 'i entertain ppl , mk them laugh'. I agree completely, but sorry, we still can't be friends.

about me: M dwn 2 earth, cooooool, n mst spl thing abt me iz dat i value relations a lot. coz i blv that this is the only thing that mk life b'ful in 2dayz wrld of materialism. (but I am a material girl) mmm i lv my family, means my parents, my sis n my frndz a lot. m God fearing n lv God a lot. n i lv GIRLS , WOW. BEAUTIFUL GIRLz.....M rocking,happening n fun lving guy. i entertain ppl , mk them laugh . hay dn't think m a clown ppl even say that m the bst of frnd coz i heal their pain (doctor, cure the sick) n solve their prbs. they lv me u knw. hay hay hay they say that k...m boy of mind bt h8 books (requires no genius to figure that u ain't read any since kindergarten) a lot a lot a lot. yuk. i lv nature n beauty. that why i lv grls Godz mst naturally beautiful creation. bt plz grls avoid mk up u dn't need that...i do mimicary, face reading, prediction n splz in zodiac signz.. (what has one got to do with the other? maybe the layers of makeup interefere in his predictions) i m jack of all trades.in my twn m knwn 4 computers,bikes n mobile knwldge. u can say..mmmm encyclopedia.(now tht explains y he doesn't need to read books) thats the right wrd. i lv my bike n my bike lve grlz scootyz.....k i knw i wrote a lot that jst coz i blv to knw each oder. k rest v'll knw l8r.......rmbr i luv grlz.........hay plz dn't tk it wrng i respect wmn.......b4 u say let me say , yes i hv sisters n mom......(damn, now i can't even abuse him with - 'ghar pe maa, behen nahi hai kya' - smarty pants has thought through it all)

Oh, and I checked his list of friends, to chk wot my competition wld hv been like ;)  - and i got nervous with the competition - it was ALL girls. I am sure they all fell for him and his ideals after reading his 'ideal match' details, which goes like this:

ideal match: a girl of high mantality and of moral thinking..advance(like a P4, with Windows Vista installed?)...and with gud appereance(i mean slim,nothing else)....i like inner beauty..(but won't there be very lil inner beauty if there is so lil of her?) the beauty of mind..must be very caring and understanding,well mannered and quite kiddish(where shld the manners end & kiddishness begin - in front of parents, or in bed? I foresee in problem in both places)..also know how to feel the joy and know the art of life (I am so out of this race. I knew I shld hv fallen at the feet of Sri Sri Sri when I had the chance)..quite emmotional as well as strong who can also run with present time(cunning! just in case ur waist line passed the test...he wants you to be a fit athelete too).who feel when i ignore her..one who feel jalous when i will with my friends..but also understanding(Hindi movie ishtyle)....one who will not only shares her life with me..her soul also(this is a cool idea. then both can exchange notes on whose body feels better to live in. Do dil, ek jaan types)...one who know what is romance and we live each moment as the best moment of our life....one who tell me everything without thinking anything(anyone upto the challenge? he surely has written everything without thinking anything. who can match up with his wits?! a toughie)..one who's mine and i m her mirror to see one soul..our soul......(hahahaha! no comments)

This one I think is a mind-blowing and very deep answer - the most obvious, yet so orignal!
first thing you will notice about me: it depends on ur point of view

I was completely shattered and heartbroken after I read this. It means we will never go for a date...
my idea of a perfect first date: long ,b'ful path holding hands,(my hands have not been trained to hold paths) walking n talking. wow....hhhmmmm i m waiting for this moment bt jst wid the 1 i'll lv n who'll lv me. true lv.i cn wait for my true lv rather being on my dream date(I'm kinda mixed up here. How r both of you to knw tht this is 'the date', and fall simultaneously in love with each other? I don't understand, but I'm sure you have it all figured out to the 'T') wid sm altu faltu. i dn't want to waste this feeling on sm altu faltu grl.

from my past relationships i learned: a lot i lrnd. 1st v shud wait for 1 who z understanding(but how do I know the person is understanding w/o being in a relationship), 4 u spl its nt ncsry if sm1 z understanding to oderz she wud understand u 2(aah! so will hv to try n try till u succeed. no shortcuts here, eh?). 2nd find 1 wid gud mental level i mean that matches ur mental level (= some1 who hsn't read a book since kindergarten). lv only is nt enf to lead a happy n successful relation. u need lot lot more things. every1 is wrthy lv bt not for being life partner.lv no doubt is imp. bt rest thing i mentioned r also imp..(don't cheat now, u slyly glassed over the other imp points. now i will never find a partner with these incomplete instructions) i knw no1 decide b4 falling in lv it jst happens bt 1 cn think b4 being in a relation. precaution is btr than cure(isn't tht 'prevention is better than cure'?oh of course, use precautions, otherwise doomed).so tk a lot of careits imp dcsn. jst bcz u lv sm1z looks, or personalty or class or any external thing is not smthing that can let u fall in lv wid him/her. frndz blv me (i love his earnestness. yes dear, i believe you). i hv seen many brkn hrts whoever cheats mistake is frm both sides.relation z smthing needs to b handled carefully.n one more thig jst dn't live a relation for the sake u commited once. no if u feel its nt wrking leave it. or if u feel ur partner is nt happy wid u let him/her go . u cn't bound sm1 2 lv u. jst undrstnd oderz dcsn n respc (aye aye sir!)

I SO want to add him to my orkut friend-list. Imagine the entertainement center my Scrapbook will become. But mind tuggingly refuses request of heart...